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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going...
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The teaching of politics is that the Government, which was set for protection and...
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One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For...