Quote #8858
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone...
Quote #7146
Familiarity breeds contempt, while rarity wins admiration.
Quote #1872
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Quote #24439
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring,...
Quote #20509
It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially...
Quote #34449
Indeed, what is there that does not appear marvelous when it comes to our...
Quote #27840
It is always wise to stop wishing for things long enough to enjoy the...
Quote #25140
Forgive many things in others nothing in yourself.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #28023
I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that...