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There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do....
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The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees...
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
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People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
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When you live on a round planet, there’s no choosing sides.
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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
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If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
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The stream of thought flows on but most of its segments fall into the...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a...