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To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you...
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It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others–and less trouble....
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #3002
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...
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The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
Quote #33928
Life is the childhood of our immortality.
Quote #22496
I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.
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The way of even the most jusitifiable revolution is prepared by personal impulses disguised...
Quote #13174
Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear!