Quote #5167
Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.
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The secret to life is that there is no secret.
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Do as most do, and men will speak well of you.
Quote #23589
Why does no one confess his sins Because he is yet in them. It...
Quote #891
To stand up — or be setup?
Quote #26630
Our hours in love have wings in absence, crutches.
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The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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A penny saved is a penny earned.
Quote #3610
Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.