Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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God is a verb.
Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to...
Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
Quote #4145
It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did...
Quote #13427
Happiness is a state of activity.
Quote #16781
This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized...
Quote #19137
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #34169
The only factor becoming scarce in a world of abundance is human attention.