Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #23351
The vote on the Peacekeeper is also a vote on Geneva. Rejecting the Peacekeeper...
Quote #5313
A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
Quote #24137
I don’t know what kind of weapons will be used in the third world...
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #16995
Every artist was first an amateur.
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #5798
Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience.
Quote #21313
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations....
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.