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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
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Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
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By the time the child can draw more that scribble, by the age of...
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They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
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If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
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From timber so crooked as that from which man is carved, nothing entirely straight...
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
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Reality is but a poor excuse for not having an imagination.
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Well, Mr. Secretary, I lived in a house without electricity too. No running water,...
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We had parties that Nero would have been ashamed to attend