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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you...
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One is very crazy when in love.
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I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I...
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I don’t measure America by its achievement but by its potential.
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I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
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Angel of God, my guardian dear To whom God’s love commits me here Ever...
Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Be positive in addressing the envelope to your future, For enclosed are your efforts...
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He who would leap high must take a long run.