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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It’s called...
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The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...
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It’s like being a Knight of the Garter. It’s an honor, but it doesn’t...
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He that cannot decidedly say, “No,” when tempted to evil, is on the highway...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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Life without a friend is death without a witness.
Quote #8089
The strictest law sometimes becomes the severest injustice.
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Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #19270
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man’s.