Quote #8462
It is well enough that the people of this nation do not understand our...
Quote #16580
The Negro says, ‘Now.’ Others say, ‘Never.’ The voice of responsible Americans … says,...
Quote #3765
The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #6173
The world is round; it has no point.
Quote #26729
McCovey swings and misses, and its fouled back
Quote #22999
The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...
Quote #1490
Fear is a question: What are you afraid of, and why? Just as the...
Quote #25637
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...