Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #32319
Fate only takes you so far. The rest is up to you.
Quote #22114
Work saves us from three great evils boredom, vice and need.
Quote #31540
Impossible situations can become possible miracles.
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #23541
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Quote #6821
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #23695
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one’s own bat...
Quote #27894
A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go...
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.