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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
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Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due...
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An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
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High thoughts must have high language.
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I believe there are few whose view of life has not been affected by...
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Dreams are the touchstones of our character.
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I have supported my deviations with reasons I did not stop at mere doubt...
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The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days...