Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #14482
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Quote #11255
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
Quote #24901
It could be said that the AIDS pandemic is a classic own-goal scored by...
Quote #19372
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #21041
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective an awareness that some things are...
Quote #15508
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of our own mind.
Quote #21204
We cannot command nature except by obeying her.
Quote #15002
The only thing to fear is fear itself.