Quote #8324
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #21928
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Quote #20092
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Quote #1773
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #28630
Every mile is two in winter.
Quote #17672
On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
Quote #17381
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Quote #32805
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
Quote #29326
And walk not proudly on the earth verily thou shalt never cleave the earth,...