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On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship....
Quote #12000
On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days...
Quote #9982
Imitation is suicide.
Quote #13118
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Quote #30038
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Quote #7691
Buy on the rumor; sell on the news.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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As long as we focus on the outside, there will always be that empty,...
Quote #32166
Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.
Quote #1259
I am the only guinea pig I have.