Quote #14228
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to...
Quote #25386
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
Quote #7273
When in doubt, do without.
Quote #3064
A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
Quote #33220
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.
Quote #24012
It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological...
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #30801
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions...
Quote #33777
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...