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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
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No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest...
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If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If...
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Painless poverty is better than embittered wealth.
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Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at...
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have...
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He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is...
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It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be;...