Quote #11449
Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Quote #18494
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
Quote #19289
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #11561
The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you...
Quote #31279
It has been our policy not to use obscenities in the paper. It’s a...
Quote #5582
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #12901
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...
Quote #17974
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.