Quote #26714
There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
Quote #2400
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her...
Quote #5984
You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else...
Quote #9388
There is no being of any race who, if he finds the proper guide,...
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #34660
Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile...
Quote #26780
That family glaze of common references, jokes, events, calamities-that sense of a family being...
Quote #5927
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Quote #28345
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much...
Quote #11464
Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together.