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America, why are your libraries full of tears?
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There are two ways of meeting difficulties You alter the difficulties or you alter...
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Verses which do not teach men new and moving truths do not deserve to...
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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
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A great flame follows a little spark.
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Where there are no tigers, a wildcat is very self-important.