Quote #29558
There are two insults no human being will endure that he has no sense...
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Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #24261
We cannot dispair of humanity, since we are ourselves human beings.
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Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates...
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I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand
Quote #16570
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.
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The art of leading, in operations large or small, is the art of dealing...
Quote #19152
One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Quote #19341
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...