Quote #18221
My time has been passed viciously and agreeably at thirty-one so few years months...
Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #2550
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #10654
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
Quote #25817
Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled...
Quote #31883
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Quote #24577
Our character…is an omen of our destiny, and the more integrity we have and...
Quote #28214
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #8459
Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief, or ignorance.