Quote #8619
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...
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Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like...
Quote #18510
If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
Quote #14485
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a...
Quote #19153
Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted.
Quote #26850
Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none...
Quote #7840
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #25861
About the rhinoceros Here is an animal with a hide two feet think and...
Quote #9419
Those who would deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves; and, under...