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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.
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I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
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Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print...
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To own is to fear.
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We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated...
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A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.
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Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
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Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Quote #25326
No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her...