Quote #27947
Love is not blind — it sees more, not less. But because it sees...
Quote #10343
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #33872
I love those who yearn for the impossible.
Quote #6734
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could....
Quote #10848
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #27757
I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse...
Quote #6723
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #26982
Don’t be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can...
Quote #3642
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards