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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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A person who doesn’t lose his wits over certain things has no wits to...
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Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.
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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
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Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be...
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A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel...
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If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...
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A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we...
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Quote #13925
The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like...