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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after...
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Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.
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is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
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The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.
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Perfect valour consists in doing without witnesses that which we would be capable of...
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Keep on beginning and failing. Each time you fail, start all over gain, and...
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If we don’t know life, how can we know death
Quote #6788
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst...