Quote #24160
Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That...
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I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman’s feelings and...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #4830
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #10864
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Quote #18493
Happy The price is wrong, bitch.
Quote #543
I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.
Quote #29439
Perpetual inspiration is as necessary to the life of goodness, holiness and happiness as...
Quote #12740
Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.
Quote #20795
But then I sigh, and with a piece of scripture,Tell them that God bids...