Quote #16284
To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Quote #669
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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Two men look out through the same bars; one sees the mud and one...
Quote #4503
In fact, nothing is said that has not been said before.
Quote #23699
D’you call life a bad job Never We’ve had our ups and downs, we’ve...
Quote #26002
The American mind, unlike the English, is not formed by books, but, as Carl...
Quote #19588
I have three treasures. Guard and keep them The first is deep love, The...
Quote #28943
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market or the precipice.
Quote #25946
I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
Quote #1327
I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one...