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Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of life amount not to wisdom, but...
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A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our...
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The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists –...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful...
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Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off...
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America has never been united by blood or birth or soil. We are bound...
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
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Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
Quote #3315
I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot...