Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4194
Know the right moment.
Quote #31893
You have to be yourself. Be very honest about who and what you are....
Quote #13415
And then, the unspeakable purity and freshness of the air! There was just enough...
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #14646
If you have no friends to share or rejoice in your success in life...
Quote #5112
….it is better to succeed with success than failure.
Quote #26195
America is never wholly herself unless she is engaged in high moral principle. We...
Quote #20050
Fortune is like glass–the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken.