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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.
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There lives more faith in honest doubt, believe me, than in half the creeds.
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Success has made failures of many men.
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what...
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Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse...
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True love is not rare at the age of a teen, but recognizing it...
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...