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Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
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Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few...
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The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
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There are nine orders of angels, to wit, angels, archangels, virtues, powers, principalities, dominations,...
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So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
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How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the...
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He said true things, but called them by wrong names.
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It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we...
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We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain...
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The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to...