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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got...
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Ideas must work through the brains and arms of men, or they are no...
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Being rich is having money being wealthy is having time.
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Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
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To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
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To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming,...
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When you can think of yesterday without regret and tomorrow without fear, you are...
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This life is yours. Take the power to choose what you want to do...