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Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just...
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Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
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God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #876
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
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Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
Quote #19518
Accidents, try to change them — it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.
Quote #10934
Give your hearts, but not into each other?s keeping, For only the hand of...