Quote #2449
Nothing is more powerful than an idea whose time has come.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #5467
I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chose?though...
Quote #3029
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
Quote #11787
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning to sail my ship.
Quote #3720
Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the...
Quote #2279
We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
Quote #19513
I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
Quote #19972
There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to...
Quote #14322
The secret of education lies in respecting the pupil.