Quote #2314
Reading musses up my mind.
Quote #23378
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #3545
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made...
Quote #20717
The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Quote #15979
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
Quote #29837
It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a...
Quote #10363
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
Quote #6674
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great...
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...