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I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents–except at occasional...
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Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
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Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than...
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It may be five years from now, but at some point we’ll be better...
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Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread...
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To accomplish our destiny it is not enough to merely guard prudently against road...
Quote #12615
You are only as wise as others perceive you to be.