Quote #18751
Advance, and never halt, for advancing is perfection. Advance and do not fear the...
Quote #18492
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #6924
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
Quote #23875
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Quote #328
Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
Quote #2152
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #15945
Get into the habit of asking yourself if what you are doing can be...
Quote #6143
What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Quote #17830
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Quote #5446
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.