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I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that...
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Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
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There’s a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of...
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Pain is temporary, quitting lasts forever.
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As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
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Happiness isn’t the easiest thing to find, but one place you’re guaranteed to find...
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The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in...
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It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
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You’re born naked, the rest is drag.