Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they...
Quote #3361
Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
Quote #32219
History is the unfolding of miscalculation.
Quote #22317
To be ignorant of what happened before you were born is to be ever...
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #20822
Reputation is an idle and most false imposition oft got without merit, and lost...
Quote #20023
Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
Quote #23564
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...