Quote #6215
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Quote #10890
If a man does his best, what more is there to ask for?
Quote #12081
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #8097
When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them.
Quote #34538
Only actions give life strength only moderation gives it a charm.
Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #34563
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Quote #31750
You only have power over people so long as you don’t take everything away...
Quote #15468
A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be...