Quote #12407
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
Quote #2937
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous...
Quote #16966
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Quote #28115
On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship....
Quote #33623
The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, ‘Is there a meaning...
Quote #4567
A good reputation is more valuable than money.
Quote #34661
Ah the clock is always slow It is later than you think.