Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #34890
I’m keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but...
Quote #31817
We are living in a day of self-seeking and irresponsibility, even in Christian circles....
Quote #28161
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #11040
To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Quote #30168
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Quote #12159
How many pessimists end up by desiring the things they fear, in order to...
Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.