Quote #818
Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought...
Quote #23552
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #20951
True hope is swift, and flies with swallow’s wings Kings it makes gods, and...
Quote #4834
My candle burns at both endsIt will not last the night;But ah, my foes,...
Quote #18611
Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
Quote #15110
Gossip is only the lack of a worthy memory.
Quote #7441
The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
Quote #4390
Under every stone lurks a politician.
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #2909
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind...