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It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it...
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Afflicted by love’s madness all are blind.
Quote #2915
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa...
Quote #19874
As we acquire more knowldege, things do not become more comprehensible, but more mysterious.
Quote #6726
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
Quote #7463
Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of men will not...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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The honey from the flowers of the senses, Ever present within, ruler of time,...
Quote #24900
Saintliness is also a temptation.