Quote #28264
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
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Each happiness of yesterday is a memory for tomorrow.
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Trade-offs have been with us ever since the late unpleasantness in the Garden of...
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There are places and moments in which one is so completely alone that one...
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A credit union is not an ordinary financial concern, seeking to enrich its members...
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one...
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We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction.
Quote #2279
We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.