Dave Barry Quote #2048 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28333 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you...
W. T. Ellis Quote #27419 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
Robert E. Lee Quote #29484 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The education of a man is never completed until he dies.
William Congreve, The Mourning Bride Quote #13099 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And though a late, a sure reward...
J. G. Holland Quote #9761 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its...
Rich Hall, "Sniglets" Quote #2346 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Mahatma Gandhi Quote #4093 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are seven sins in the world: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge...
Bruce Cockburn Quote #14612 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Francis Quarles Quote #31019 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine...