Quote #2048
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Quote #28333
If you’re a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you...
Quote #27419
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
Quote #29484
The education of a man is never completed until he dies.
Quote #13099
For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And though a late, a sure reward...
Quote #9761
God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #4093
There are seven sins in the world: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge...
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #31019
Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine...