Quote #32667
It is said that God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions.
Quote #22222
URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
Quote #2072
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
Quote #11803
The world is my lobster.
Quote #515
My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
Quote #224
The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and...
Quote #324
Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.
Quote #14597
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Quote #21895
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Quote #28711
When you’re away, I’m restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected only here’s the rub, my...