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An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
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Punctuality is the thief of time.
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USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of...
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Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
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Fill your mind with the meaningless stimuli of a world preoccupied with meaningless things,...
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So far as modern science is concerned, we have to abandon completely the idea...
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If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it....
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than...
Quote #19123
Sometimes it is a great joy just to listen to someone we love talking.